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Waiter this coffee tastes like dirtYes sir from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, this coffee tastes like dirt! Yes sir, thats because it was only ground this morning.

Waiter Waiter This salad is frozen solidYes from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter! Waiter! This salad is frozen solid. Yes, sir. It's the iceberg lettuce that does it.

CUSTOMER How do you make a pig from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
CUSTOMER: How do you make a pig float? WAITER: Just give him an inner tube.

CUSTOMER Can you make a pig shake from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig shake? WAITER: Tell him the wolf is coming.

CUSTOMER Can you make a pig cooler from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
CUSTOMER: Can you make a pig cooler? WAITER: Sure, spray him with a hose.

Waiter shouted the furious diner How dare from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
"Waiter!" shouted the furious diner, "How dare you serve me this! There's a damn TWIG in my soup!" "My apologies," said the waiter. "I'll inform the branch manager."

Sir you havent touched your custardIm just from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Sir you haven't touched your custard. I'm just waiting for the fly to stop using it as a trampoline !

Waiter can you get rid of this from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, can you get rid of this fly in my starter ! I can't do that sir, he's not had his main course yet !

Waiter there is a frog in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a frog in my soup ! Don't worry sir there isn't enough there to drown him !

Waiter there is a dead fly in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a dead fly in my soup ! No its not, it's a piece of dirt that looks like one !

Waiter whats this bug doing waltzing around from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, what's this bug doing waltzing around my table ! It's the band, sir, they are playing his tune !

Waiter what is this creepycrawly doing in from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !

Waiter there is a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my bean soup ! Don't worry sir I'll fish him out and exchange it for a bean !

Waiter what is this cockroach doing on from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, what is this cockroach doing on my ice cream sundae ? Skiing sir !

Waiter I cant eat this meat its from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, I can't eat this meat, it's crawling with maggots ! Quick, run to the other end of the table and grab it as it goes by !

Waiter there is a fly in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a fly in my soup ! Hold on sir, I'll get the fly spray !

Waiter there is a bee in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a bee in my alphabet soup ! Yes sir, and I'm sure there is an A, C and all the other letters too !

Waiter there is a mosquito in my from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there is a mosquito in my soup ! Don't worry sir, they don't eat much !

Waiter are there snails on the menu from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, are there snails on the menu ! Yes sir, they must have escaped from the kitchen !

Waiter theres a fly in my soup from Flashcomment Waiter jokes Jokes
Waiter, there's a fly in my soup ! Yes, it's the rotting meat that attracts them !